500 days of Paraphilia
​(and how to manifest it in your life)
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​(and how to manifest it in your life)
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 Abasiophilia (and how to manifest it in your life)

10/11/2015

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Abasiophilia is a psychosexual attraction to people with impaired mobility, especially those who use orthopaedic appliances such as leg braces, orthopedic casts, or wheelchairs.
Above: Example of Abasiophilic porn
Abasiophilia is for those long nights of playing metallica and getting your contraptions out. Even saying the word contraption makes me go all gooey. Splash a bit of WD-40 on your metal support structures, lube up your fleshy ones, and all of a sudden you're in business.

Forget kissing and getting caught in mouth braces, try playing footsies and getting caught in your lover's warm ...brace. There's nothing sexier than forcing yourself on someone who can't kick back. Wikipedia quotes some novel which would probably be better as a horror movie. I've never heard of it, but one famous abasiophile that I know is none-other than Forrest Gump's Jenny. She loved that braced kid. She also turned out to be a whore, but what can you do right? It's not a disease, it's a mystery that we like to put on the internet and talk about. 

If you want to get this into your life try this link. But for god's sake don't tell them I sent you because that is ridiculously un-PC.

​All I can say is, if I was an abasiophile, I would get off on saying to my lover, "Brace yourself, it's going to get Metallic in here" 
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For more information:
Try Abasiophilia information which I just randomly picked from the very first google search I did. 

If you would like more information, I think it is appropriate to go up to the most conservative librarian in your local city council library and say, "Excuse me, you look old and conservative enough to remember polio, do you have any personal experience with Abasiophilia". 

Have fun paraphiles!

Warm Regards,

​E. McCruel
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    By popular Facebook vote, Emily McCool will be exploring the wide world of Paraphilia. She liked the idea of writing about puppies and capitalism, and this seems to combine it all.

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