About Me
​- because it isn't, even though everything else is.

Emily McCruel is the cool, calm and kinky alter-ego of Emily McCool. McCool is horrified at the things McCruel talks and discovers about the world. We don't talk much about our differences which is why we get along just 'F.I.N.E'. 

To understand the background of this blog, you need to know how to navigate wikipedia.

I'd like to dedicate this blog to Grace Suter, who always kept her sense of humour despite how mean we dicky teenage girls become during high school. Grace should be a comic, not me (which is lucky, because only my mum really thinks of me as a comic).

Warm Regards,
E McCruel

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Clients

"Clients" is the new term for "inpatients". Think about it.

Awards

They're coming in hard and fast like a paedophilic Santa Clause at Christmas

Publications

Everyone wants to do it but nobody wants to put in the work.

Interviews

If you ask me about me, I will answer you with answers about me. If you ask me about anything else, I will answer you with answers about me.